First Place
"Dru, wake up! I just had this horrible dream that somebody
put a chip in my head and I had a crush on Buffy and those bloody
Scoobies were treating me like a pet and I was sleeping with some bleached
blonde tart and...oh, bloody hell."
"Hi, folks. Actually, I'm not having a nightmare. This is just a cheap opportunity to show
off my chest to the female viewers. Don't look at me
like that. Boreanaz does this all the time."
*GASP* All this time, all this confusion. Only now do I
realize my true feelings, my true purpose. I don't love Buffy, I want to
*be* Buffy. I may be a man on the outside, but inside I'm all woman. I
wonder where Harmony got that nighty, maybe they'll have one in my
size...
Angel! This isn't how it looks.
~Pete
~Pete
~Psy_sigh
~Anyte
Bloody Slayer.... Now I've gotta wash the bloody sheets
again...
~Daevanus
They Appealed To My Ego
How To Get Robyn Really Angry At You, Lesson Two:
"Zzzz...I love you, Robyn... AHHHH! Oh, no...oh, GOD no!"
~Pete
Hey, It's True
After last month's girl-on-girl-action caption contest, the
female captioneers demanded this scene.
~Pete
Spoke Too Soon, Eh? Award
Wow...Robyn updated!
~Claire
Our Theme
"I just don't understand it."
"*sigh* Look, it's very simple, Spike. The monks took the key to
whatever it was and turned it into a teenage girl. Then, they altered reality
so that the girl became Buffy's sister, Dawn. However, that tear in
reality is causing people to go insane all around her, and it might have
caused Joyce's brain tumor too. Also, Intern Ben is Glory's brother, and
he's the one who summoned the Queller demon. Got it?"
"I...I guess...but what about the Initiative? What happened to them?"
"Go to sleep, Spike."
~Pete
"So she's not a demon."
"No."
"But there was all that stuff about her being a demon."
"Right."
"Foreshadowing and all that."
"Uh-huh."
"But...she's not a demon."
"Apparently not."
"It's just that her family wanted to control her."
"Yeah."
"Whedon's on the crack again, isn't he?"
"Go to sleep, Spike."
~Pete
"Spike, go to sleep."
"Look, just explain it to me one more time. Now,
he's unbreakable, right, but if he gets wet that's,
like, kryptonite to him? How the hell does that
work?"
"Go to *sleep*, Spike."
"And what the hell was up with Samuel L. Jackson's
hair?"
"GO TO SLEEP, SPIKE!"
~Pete
Honorable Mention
I hate it when this happens.
"Duuuude. I, like, seriously can't remember what I did this
weekend. Who's this chick?"
Dear God, not another Caramel and Cream Angel Dream!
That's the last time I eat McDonald's flavored blood.
"Ahh! Football practice!"
"Zzz...huh? Whatsamatter, Spikey?"
"*sigh* No, Spike, there are no evil clowns under your bed."
Oh spit. I forgot to take out the trash. Harm is gonna
kill me.
~Claire
~Holli
~Loo Thompson
~Daniel Vega
~Pete
"Weird dream. You don't think Willow and Tara make a good couple, do
you?"
~Pete
"You didn't check! You have to check! There might be one down there!"
~Pete
~Daniel Vega