Second Place

"Look, Riley, all I'm saying is that if you wanna keep us a secret from Buffy, putting that Rainbow Poster above your wall may not be the best of ideas...."
~Gabe

Riley: You're crazy!
Graham: I'm telling you, man; one emphatic headbutt from me and this deadly hairstyle will blind any demon at twenty paces.
~Siobhan

Third Place

"So, Riley, what are we doing tommorrow night?"
"Same thing we do every night Graham, TRY TO TAKE OVER WORLD."
~Ninjana

Graham: Dude, get your hand off my leg. Everyone's gonna think we're dating or something.
Riley: Hey, don't ask, don't tell.
~Evil Willow

Fourth Place

I'm just *really* glad no one will be able to make any Roswell jokes this month...
~Simon

Graham: No, I never wonder why we capture all of these HSTs for containment, study, and experimentation instead of just killing them. Why do you ask?
~Jason

Narf!

What did I tell you? Trying to make an evil Xander Harris clone isn't a good idea...there's already one and his name's Parker Abrahms.
~Jesi

Angel: Why is everyone stealing my look!!!!!!!
~Ninjana

Riley: You just shook your head! That doesn't make you happy?
Graham: My brains, his steel and your strength against sixty men and you think a little head jiggle is supposed to make me happy? Hmm??
Riley: *shrugs* always works for me....
~Julie TML

They Appealed To My Ego

Riley: So is it all set for friday...
Graham: All are on a need to know basis, the giant Carrot cake and Sprite fountain will be there on schedule... and the Oreo platters are being constructed now. Everything will go as planned.
Riley: So Robyn hasn't gotten wind of the plan?
Graham: Yes, and All precautions have been taken to keep it that way. This year Robyn is going to have one huge birthday suprise.
~Jeanie TTF

Graham: Lately i've been having these dreams.
Riley: Well what kind of dreams?
Graham: I'm just sitting on my bed saying can't sleep, bunnies will eat me.
Riley: Do you think that a demon is doing this to you?
Graham: No I think it is that chick Robyn with that bunny site.
Riley: Yikes!
~Faith

Graham: Riley? Are they serious? Using animals in screen names?
Riley: Yeah. Robyn the Snowshoe Hare and Saber Shadow Kitten are giving the seminar.
Graham: I hope Robyn's name is an implication of other things.
~Xreader

Graham: She can't be serious. We are *not* hunting a giant rabbit.
Riley: I heard they can be really dangerous.
~Felicity

Graham: So have you heard of this bunny chick?
Riley: No. What did she write about us?
Graham: Well, there's this hilarias one about you and Buffy doing the laundry together and there is the classic where she turned Angel into a cow.
Riley: Sounds like my kind of girl.
~M. Jade

Graham: Oh my God...
Riley: What?
Graham: Man, we totally forgot Robyn TSH's birthday.
Riley: Ohhh man.
Graham: At least the bunny kills quickly.
Riley: (sniff) I'm gonna miss Buffy...
Graham: I'm gonna miss her, too...
Riley: HEY!
Graham: What if we shower her with praise and compliments about how soft her hair is and how's she's twice as hot as Faith?
Riley: With or without leather. Yeah! That'll win Psy_sigh the caption contest for sure! I mean...
~Psy_sigh

Graham: So how long will Robyn have us standing here THIS month, Rye?
Riley: I suppose as long as she can stand to look at our faces.
Graham: (groan) We'll be stuck in caption limbo foever, dude.
~M. Jade

Graham: Do you think Robyn would take requests, Rye?
Riley: Why? What would yours be?
Graham: I'd like more than just some bit part, but Joss isn't talking. You think Robyn would be more easy to talk to?
Riley: Not sure, bro. I'm still trying to talk her into changing "The Slayer Bride" and making me the hero.
Graham: You just want to be able to kick Angelus's ass in the end.
Riley: Well, yeah, but there's also that line about Buffy's perfect breasts that's coming up, and only the hero gets that one.
~M. Jade

Honorable Mention

"Riley, may I remind you that I have friends who have no regard for the sanctity of human life. I say the word and I'll have your head, in a bag, in my dorm tommorow morning."
"Geez, I'm just asking for a pencil."
~Daniel Vega

Graham: ...I said: "Have you danced with the Slayer in the pale moon light"
Riley: You're changing the message on purpose again, aren't you.
Graham: Oh just pass it on already!
~Casix Thistlebane

"So... Riley. Is it, er, really true what they say about Slayers and superhuman stamina?"
~Intentionally Obscure Author

Hey Riley, do you think you and Buffy might be able to keep it down to a dull roar tonight? Some of us need to sleep...
~Jason

"Hey, honey."
"I told you never to call me that in public."
~Anyte

Graham: ...And I thought we'd faced all the strange, evil creatures Sunnydale had to offer.
Riley: There are hundreds of them....
Graham: That's it, that's the last time I work as a camp couselor over the summer!
~Casix Thistlebane

Hmm, this color really does make us look like evil olives.
~ProphecyGirl Graham:How many men does it take to open a beer?
Riley: I dunno...
Graham: None, it should be open by the time she brings it to you...
Riley: (chuckle) Why do men die before their wives?
Graham: Hmmm?
Riley: They want to...
~Psy_sigh

Do you ever get that not-so-fresh feeling?
~Psy_sigh

Graham: So when are you going to hook me up with Willow?
Riley: That'll be a problem... she already has a girlfriend...
Graham: Oh my god, she just got acheived infinite hotness... are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Riley:Mmmmmm. Willow sandwich...
~Psy_sigh

So is the kegger still on for tonight, Riley?
~M. Jade

"Did I ever tell you, you look REALLY hot in green?"
~Loo Thompson

Get your hand off my butt NOW!!!
~Silence

Graham: Dude, you're on my foot...
~Jason

Psst. Dude. Do you think this color looks right with my complexion?
~Bitca

Graham: Did you know that Walsh was taping you when you were with Buffy?
Riley: Damnit!
Graham: Why do you say that?
Riley: I was hoping that she would NEVER find out about that. she is going to dump me now!
Graham: Huh? What? Huh?
Riley: How else do you think that i got to this position in the military Graham?
Graham: Hard work?
Riley: Hard something else but not work.
Graham: Huh?.....OH i get it. EEW!!!
~Faith

You know from this angle you can see the answers reflect off Forrest's bald head.
~Daniel Vega

"Dude, you should be tied to a tree and fed exlax!"
"I'd $#*^!"
"You'd die!"
"Then who'd deliver the mail?"
"I'd deliver the mail."
"Through the woods?"
"Yeah through the woods!"
"What about the lion?"
"@%*# the lion."
"You'd @%*# the lion?"
"I'd @%*# the lion's mother."
"You lion-mother-@%*#er. You should be tied to a tree and fed exlax!"
~Loo

"This is a stake."
"A what?"
"A stake!"
"A what?"
"A stake!"
"Oh! A stake!"
~Casix Thistlebane

Um, Graham? That's NOT my leg.
~Casix Thistlebane

Graham: Psst! Forrest's place, 11:00 clock, and bring the cottage cheese, bubble wrap, and chains. And don't forget your copy of The Rocky Horror Picture Show. Pass it on.
~Ivy

Graham: So, are you and Buffy up for a threesome again tonight?
Riley: Yeah, but it's your turn to bring the handcuffs.
~Mariner

Psst! Maggie Walsh is a fat head! Pass it on!
~Addrianna

Graham: What the hell is wrong with Jonathan?
Riley: I don't know. but letting Faith do his make-up is ruining his image.
Graham: And that dress, it is so passe!
~B

Graham:(sounds drunk)Wait, Did you just call me a wussy?
Riley: Graham, why on earth or any other planet are you reading the script to the episode 'Blind Date' for Roswell?
Graham: I dunno! Damnit Joss! I was NEVER told bout the crossover with Roswell.
(Max is walking into the picture)
Max: Yo, Director guy, what's up with the set????
~Faith

I know, but is it as big as Angel's?
~Marilda

Riley: Told you mine was bigger...
~Psy_sigh

Riley, it's time you learned about deoderant...
~Dingo

So, babe, what are you doing Saturday night?
~Mariner

Graham: Rye, i think it's my duty to tell you something about Buffy.
Riley: What?
Graham: She won't shut up about Joshua Jackson being sexy in a wifebeater!
Riley: (Pouting) But she told ME I was the ONLY one who looked sexy!
Angel: (walking into picture) Hey! Only I can look sexy in a wife beater!
~B/Jaime

"Uh...huh...huh. I'm gonna score with Buffy."
"Uh..yeah. I'm gonna score too."
"Damn it Graham. Doing it with yourself doesn't count."
~Daniel Vega

Hey, baby, wanna wrestle?
~Addrianna

Graham: I triple-dog-dare you.
Riley: Well, if you put it THAT way....
~Casix Thistlebane

Rye...i have the WORST WEDGIE!!!!!
~Faith

Graham:(humming we are family)
Riley: i told before Graham, Jonathon is my brother but u arent my HUSBAND!
~Faith

Graham:"Rye, I've been meaning to ask you about Faith"
Riley:"I don't know much except..."
Graham:"What, What Except What?"
Riley:"She REALLY kicked ass in bed."
Graham:"Do you know where she is?"
Riley:"Yeah. I put a tracking device on her."
Graham:"Good!"
Riley:"Why do you say that?"
Graham:"'Cause I am single and I have been waiting for someone like her."
~Faith

Hey Rye, Smile your on candid camera!
~Faith

Graham: Rye, Did i ever tell u that i...i..love u?
Riley: Yes, u did! Now stop before anyone actually hears that!
Graham: they have a right to know that i love you!
Riley: No, i don't think that they WANT to know Graham!
~Faith

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