November's Winners

First Place

The WB went to great lengths to censor the infamous "Lesbian Eskimo Kissing" scene.


Second Place

Gee, they allow blood and guts but they kill to stop gay issues. Damn those Republicans.

~Daniel Vega

Third Place

Is that a Wonderbra I'm wearing, or am I just pleased to see you?


Alyson Hannigan and Amber Benson in Bound 2: Bound Harder.


Let's Hear It For The Gents...

(The response of every male fan to this scene.)

~Some Psycho Named Sam

"Weird how many captions Pete's submitting for this one, isn't it?"
"Yeah, he seems oddly inspired for some reason."


Appealed To My Ego

"I wanted to thank you for convincing Robyn to put up this month's picture..."


How To Get Robyn Really Angry At You, Lesson One:
"Mmmm, Tara..."
"Mmmm, Robyn--Willow! I meant Willow!"


Alyson: So Amber, how long do you think we'll get away with this until the sensors get to us?
Amber: Well, knowing Robyn, there's no telling how long we'll be like this Aly.
Alyson: That's what I thought.

~M. Jade

Honorable Mention

You know that in the Aleutian Islands, the WB is censoring this, right?


Hey, this Vulcan Mind Meld thing is even better than they said it was!


Tara: You just know that it's every guy's fantasy to be watching this, right?
Xander(OS): Actually, it's every guy's fantasy to see what happens *after* this.


"Hey, Willow, want to come with us to the Emerald City? We're going to get Xander a comb! And Anya some tact! And me a personality!"


"Now may not be the best time to ask, but did you brush your teeth this morning, Willow?"


Clowns never laughed before, beanstalks never grew...


You're drunk, aren't you?


"Yeah, you've still got a little spinach riiiiight here."


You look like a munchkin.


Hey, we're like Eskimos!


Mmm... you taste like Seth Green.


"So, when do you want to let them in on our little secret?"
"What secret?"
"You know, the one where we're secretly circus performers with insanely well-applied fake eyelashes..."

~Jane, the Frog on the Wall

"Yes, sweetie?"
"Before know...I want to show you something."
"What the...Xander?! Wearing a mask? How'd you fit into that skirt? I didn't know you had the hips for that!"


I bet Xander's freaking out right now.
Don't look at him! He thinks we're serious.
I never knew messing with other people's heads could be this fun.


"Mmmm, look at that lower lip! Gonna get it! Gonna get it!"
"Okay, stop quoting the Spike dialogue. It's skeeving me out."


I've seen the light. And it's....hey, where's the picture?


*My loneliness is killing me...and I, I must confess, I still believe (still believe), when I'm not with you, I lose my mind, give me a sign, hit me baby one more time!* "Oh. How long have you been standing there for? I have to leave now."


"Where's Xander?"
"Ah, he'll get here eventually. Hey, maybe Anya wants to join in too."


Willow: :::All we need is Angel and ooh SANDWICH:::


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