November's Winners

First Place

The WB went to great lengths to censor the infamous "Lesbian Eskimo Kissing" scene.

~Pete

Second Place

Gee, they allow blood and guts but they kill to stop gay issues. Damn those Republicans.

~Daniel Vega

Third Place

Is that a Wonderbra I'm wearing, or am I just pleased to see you?

~Siobhan

Alyson Hannigan and Amber Benson in Bound 2: Bound Harder.

~Pete

Let's Hear It For The Gents...

"Guh."
(The response of every male fan to this scene.)

~Some Psycho Named Sam

"Weird how many captions Pete's submitting for this one, isn't it?"
"Yeah, he seems oddly inspired for some reason."

~Pete

Appealed To My Ego

"I wanted to thank you for convincing Robyn to put up this month's picture..."

~Anyte

How To Get Robyn Really Angry At You, Lesson One:
"Mmmm, Tara..."
"Mmmm, Robyn--Willow! I meant Willow!"

~Pete

Alyson: So Amber, how long do you think we'll get away with this until the sensors get to us?
Amber: Well, knowing Robyn, there's no telling how long we'll be like this Aly.
Alyson: That's what I thought.

~M. Jade

Honorable Mention

You know that in the Aleutian Islands, the WB is censoring this, right?

~Shaye

Hey, this Vulcan Mind Meld thing is even better than they said it was!

~Shaye

Tara: You just know that it's every guy's fantasy to be watching this, right?
Xander(OS): Actually, it's every guy's fantasy to see what happens *after* this.

~Claire

"Hey, Willow, want to come with us to the Emerald City? We're going to get Xander a comb! And Anya some tact! And me a personality!"

~Pete

"Now may not be the best time to ask, but did you brush your teeth this morning, Willow?"

~Jessi

Clowns never laughed before, beanstalks never grew...

~Claire

You're drunk, aren't you?

~Claire

"Yeah, you've still got a little spinach riiiiight here."

~Pete

You look like a munchkin.

~Claire

Hey, we're like Eskimos!

~Claire

Mmm... you taste like Seth Green.

~Pete

"So, when do you want to let them in on our little secret?"
"What secret?"
"You know, the one where we're secretly circus performers with insanely well-applied fake eyelashes..."

~Jane, the Frog on the Wall

"Willow?"
"Yes, sweetie?"
"Before we...you know...I want to show you something."
*RIIIIIP*
"What the...Xander?! Wearing a mask? How'd you fit into that skirt? I didn't know you had the hips for that!"

~Pete

I bet Xander's freaking out right now.
Don't look at him! He thinks we're serious.
I never knew messing with other people's heads could be this fun.

~Holli

"Mmmm, look at that lower lip! Gonna get it! Gonna get it!"
"Okay, stop quoting the Spike dialogue. It's skeeving me out."

~Pete

I've seen the light. And it's....hey, where's the picture?

~Claire

*My loneliness is killing me...and I, I must confess, I still believe (still believe), when I'm not with you, I lose my mind, give me a sign, hit me baby one more time!* "Oh. How long have you been standing there for? I have to leave now."

~Claire

"Where's Xander?"
"Ah, he'll get here eventually. Hey, maybe Anya wants to join in too."

~Pete

Willow: :::All we need is Angel and ooh SANDWICH:::

~Faith

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